Word Play
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The Energizer Bunny has been arrested and charged with battery.
A pessimist's blood type is always B negative.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
Alarms: What an octopus is
Dockyard: A physician's garden
Khakis: What you need to start the car in Boston
Propaganda: A gentlemanly goose
Toboggan: Why we go to an auction
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Saturday, August 21, 2004
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